Devon and Americans, an island and other stuff

It’s a little while since I posted and, as I don’t want to get out of the blogging habit, this diary of sorts needs to be updated and so, here goes:

I had a bit of a Christmas shopping phase, buying smaller gifts again this year, bearing in mind that we all have too much “stuff”.  Buying the presents is quite straightforward, it’s wrapping them that takes all the time.  Now the appropriate parcels have been delivered to geographically more distant family and so it’s on to the next batch.

I’ve sorted out the office at home, too, after a fashion.  The photo albums I had all over the place whilst searching for photos of the younger Mr Dancing for his birthday mosaic have now all been found another home and are in chronological order again.

A couple of Sundays ago,  I did Part II of the DSLR Photography Course at Lacock.  This time was so different – the weather was grim compared to the glorious sunshine earlier in the month when I did the first part.  This meant we stayed put in the venue rather than go walkabout.  We needed to, because this time the course content was much more technical – shutter speeds, exposures, f-stops, focal point, apertures and all that malarkey.  I had quite a headache all day, so I don’t think I absorbed it all.  I need to practise more.

We’ve been to North Devon for a couple of days in VERY blustery, wet weather.  At the same time, the younger Mr Dancing, L and friends went to spend the weekend on Lundy Island (in the Bristol Channel) –  as there were some phone lines down just before they returned, they weren’t sure there would BE a helicopter back to the mainland until it landed. (The above was after take-off on the way back – I needed a North Devon photo here even though it’s not mine!)

I digress. When we were in North Devon, we popped into Braunton Museum just in case anything new and genealogical was to be discovered.  Someone was erecting a display of the Americans in Braunton during the war, when thousands of troops were based in North Devon, practising for the D Day Landings.  The display was of still photos taken from American archive footage discovered earlier this year.  Neil, an enthusiastic history buff who was organising the feature, spent a good half hour telling us all about the Americans locally and showing us a 10 minute film.  It’s hard to believe that they used LIVE ammunition on local beaches.  It’s hard too to consider that so many of them lost their lives on a Normandy beach.

We met up with family and friends – there never seems to be quite enough time to do it all but we did take Mum out to the Ring O’Bells at Prixford for a pre-birthday lunch on Saturday.

The following day, we were off to Salisbury to meet my sister, niece and family for lunch at Anokaa – and then pootled around the town before coming home.

Last Wednesday we went, with The Willow Lady to see the shouty Welsh comedian, Rhod Gilbert, at Komedia in Bath.  We had dinner there (prepared bythe River Cottage Canteen) – in fact Mr Dancing and TWL had the hugest portions of pork I’d ever seen served!

I like Rhod Gilbert – his rantings about buying a duvet are absolutely hilarious.  On Wednesday, though, I did think that, had he left out all the swearing during his act, it would have been a good 20 minutes shorter and the comedic value would have been improved.  I find that excessive swearing  just adds “blah” words which really mean zilch and detract from the brilliance of the observations.  Perhaps it had something to do with the venue – wonder what he was like at The Apollo in Hammersmith the next day?  I guess I’m just getting old but surely the more you use a swear word the less impact it has?

Recently, I ordered some sample Moo Cards at the very reasonable rate of 50 for £3 – really they are free as the postage and packing cost is £3.  They come with a black border at the bottom advertising their company. Being a cheapskate, I’ve trimmed this off and used them on greetings cards.

I think that’s mostly it … I’m still doing the dawn-walking from Monday to Friday and have been since the end of August.  It’s become harder going since the mornings have become darker and darker and so we are now going for the Winter/Lite version of Dawn Walking which means we now start ten minutes later at 7.10am and only do 20 minutes instead of 30.  If you knew how much of a morning person I am (not) then you would be amazed and amused that I am doing this!

English poppies in October?

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We had a lovely time with the Willow Lady at the extremely entertaining Michael McIntyre show in Bournemouth last evening.  He was on stage a full 2 hours and barely paused for breath!    Imagine facing 4,000 people and having the daunting task of making them laugh for all that time.

Driving back through Dorset today we spotted this breath-taking sight at Fontmell Down.  Do English poppies normally flower in mid-October?

The Tom Show

At the street party on Saturday we were just ambling along when we came across this pleasant, well-spoken, charismatic young man.

Imagine the scene… he is standing there holding a plastic glove aloft … 

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He tells us that he will put the glove on his head ….

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Surely this pleasant young man can’t want to do anything quite so, well, silly? Well yes, he does and, not only that, he informs us that once the glove is upon his head he will inflate it using only his nostrils … and he does!  Do you need super-hero lungs for this? Does it hurt?  Well he keeps on inflating the glove until it explodes with an almighty bang, leaving a puny elastic band around his neck.

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Thankfully the shock of that has made him realise he must be sensible now as he has picked up a tennis racquet.  He must be about to do something much less crazy …. balance it on his chin whilst uni-cycling perhaps?

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Like this lady, I can hardly bear to watch him …

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He seems to be quite calm about the whole thing and is not phased by the heckling of this young man …  At the point where he has the racquet around his waist,  I am panicking … what if he can’t get it off?

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Needless to say, he gets out of it, with a bit of pushing, adjustment and squirming … and then is ready for his next feat – aided and abetted by Oscar, a young onlooker from the crowd…

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Helped by two sturdy men, Tom mounts the unicycle and pleads with Oscar to throw him the juggling club … only Oscar is really quite small and has to make several repeated attempts to fling it into the air high enough.

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At last he does it and, after much tension and hilarity, Tom is juggling on a uni-cycle (on a slope!) amidst a completely enthralled crowd.

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Buying a duvet

I was watching Rhod Gilbert this morning … that man is SO funny.

His explanation of buying a duvet is one of the funniest things I’ve seen – how he didn’t explode whilst recounting his frustration I don’t know.  The duvet bit is on the above YouTube clip at around 4:20 minutes in ….

Then there’s the torch with the light of a MILLYON candles, his mother and The Taliban …  priceless comedy.

Interestingly on the YouTube clips of his performances in Canada and Australia he doesn’t speak with such a pronounced Welsh accent.

On further investigation, I found that he will be at Komedia, Bath in November.

Guess who’s got tickets?